Your brain on Seo....

[seorgia]

I'm watching more Charmed. Before I get to the real brain on Seo moment I must say I had a real good laugh at one of the episodes which lifted its plot almost entirely from Lady Hawk. LOL They even made a backhanded reference to it during the show. Cute little homage.

Now as to your brain on Seo moment. One of the episodes has them being flung to the past to help out some chick who is about to birth a magical baby. Now the bad witch kidnapped the mother so that once the baby was born she could steal it and raise it up in her evil image. We flash to a scene where the bad witch is telling the baby-mama how she should be calm, after all nothing bad must happen to the baby. Really? Seriously? You are that evil and bad and you didn't just cut the whelp directly from her body? What kind of evil witch are you? The big whingy ass pussy kind? Bitch please, I would have taken that baby out as soon as she looked like she was close enough to delivery. Alright, time to take my new trainee out *sound of knife sharpening* Fuck that waiting for it to happen naturally bullshite. The key to being evil is all about timing. Actually the key to anything is timing but especially evil plans with a dead-line. Plus might as well get the baby started off in a nice evil path and nothing is more evil then having your mother's life sacrificed to get you into the world. Notice the phrasing, not the mother sacrificing herself but being sacrificed. And besides that wouldn't you feel damned stupid if the baby died during childbirth? I mean seriously it does happen and did happen a lot more back in the day. How would you feel if after months, maybe years, of planning the kid just up and died. Damned stupid right?

So remember kids, if you are gonna steal a baby why not take the freshest you can find. Learn to cut a bitch.

This has been a public service announcement by the American Association for Just Plain Wrong.

Comments

[sethanikeem.livejournal.com]

The best part is, I can totally hear that entire soliloquy in your voice.

--M

[seorgia.livejournal.com]

Ooo you used soliloquy in a sentence. Major props author type person. Soliloquy is one of my fav words since it has such a lovely mouth feel. *chuckles* I love little moments in television like the aforementioned and Charmed is full of them. Like most bubblegum telly, Charmed is full of really cute moments and reaaaaaally stupid ones.

LOL I'm glad I caught your comment before I crashed. I was rereading the post and noticed one of those annoying errors that spell check can't catch. Which for witch, blegh Bad Seo.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

While I wholeheartedly agree, I doubt that scenario would pass production codes. But I'll remember that next time I'm writing about evil witches and magical negroes babies.

[nytemuse.livejournal.com]

LOL...yeah, I recall thinking something similar when I saw it. I had something like the Dr. Evil thing from Austin Powers running through my head:

Scott: Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: In due time.
Scott: But what if he escapes? Why don't you just shoot him? What are you waiting for?
Dr. Evil: I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly-elaborate and exotic death.
Scott: Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun. We'll just shoot him. Bang! Dead. Done.
Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin.
...
Scott: Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!
Dr. Evil: No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan.
Scott: I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back and blow their brains out.
Dr. Evil: No Scott. You just don't get it, do you?

[warriorsavant.livejournal.com]

Some place there's a website about "If I were the evil galactic emperor." One of things is to just shoot the hero.

[dwarven-brewer.livejournal.com]

So full of win.

[warriorsavant.livejournal.com]

The was so wrong... I almost fell out of my chair laughing.