Well since talking with pinkspiderchan
I have come to the realization that I have been on LJ for over 4 years now. I have also been blogging on various sites for well long enough that I don't want to say. Therefore I have decided that I am officially a god. That's right A GOD.
I'm sure you are at present trying to decide how I got from point A to point GOD but worry not your little LJ heads about it. Just know it to be so and we'll all be just fine.
Now as your new god I would just like to set up a few new ground rules.
Firstly I require gifts. Lots and lots of gifts. Not just the ordinary kind. Nope I require gifts like your first born and all your savings. I wish to live in immoral sinful pleasure at all times.
Secondly I have rewritten the ten commandments. Here are a few preliminary ideas:
Thou Shall Not Kill Unless Really Annoyed
Thou Shalt Keep the Sabbat Day Holy Unless There is a Cool New Movie Out or You Have To Game
Thou Shalt Covet Not Just They Neighbors Ass but Thy Neighbors Dog and Children As Well
Thou Shalt Only Steal Lugnuts
If Thou Missuseith My Name Thou Shalt Be Raped Throughly
The rest will be coming along shortly.
Thirdly well I don't have a thirdly yet but I'm sure I'll come up with one soon. In the mean time you must spend all your time thinking of me fondly and trying to best decide how to serve me.
I leave you now. Just remember as your god I am always watching 0_o